AUDIO VIDEO DISCO

whattheduck94:

kalichnikov:

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you’re standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You’ll never get it. I’m gone. I’m walking away. I’m already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused “meow.” later son. you’re reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

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disc80s:

disc80s:

i thought my suicidal late teens were the hardest years of my life but nothing could’ve prepared me for my 20s waking up everyday with no purpose, feeling so lost, unable to keep up with friendships, watching everyone move on with relationships and careers and being unable to catch up. and I’m such a “life is not a race” type of person but damn I’m losing so hard rn

seeing this resonating with so many of you is actually kinda comforting. here’s a hopeful quote from Tennessee Williams “Something in me will save me from utter ruin no matter what comes.”

sirsheoth:

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

doubleca5t:

shiokaiton:

resplendent-chungus:

doubleca5t:

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Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

“Legacy points added/deducted” has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

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ain’t Durant a Pokémon?

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hannahyonana:

first panel of a black and white comic. person sitting on couch labeled "tumblr" looking at a tornado labeled "Twitter" and saying "man, that looks messy"ALT
second panel of comic, person turns to two people in their underwear, who's heads are obviously porn bot accounts. person says "isn't that right, ladies?" one of them respond with "http://buttstuff.com/Oxjmio43v/malwareALT

Stupid dumb little comic

rattanwhip:
“Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post
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rattanwhip:

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

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I said what I said!

lesbianboyfriend:

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

opposite-of-a-problem:

teamnowalls:

chinaglaze:

37q:

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

peachtea20:

lily-orchard:

singlethread:

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

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ARE YOU AN ELF?!

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Questionable math but thirty IS young.

astraldemise:

charaah:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

girlytips:

Everytime you feel too old to wear frilly styles, remember there is Candy Milky who runs the Candy Candy museum in Tokyo and still slays wearing lolita and girly fashion with age 71 (at the time of this post in 2023).

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Not sure about other socials, but Candy is mainly active on Facebook if you are interested in following.

randomnoteforfuturereference:

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Nothing like the Pakistani gov expelling Afghan refugees en masse back to a despotic country in the wake of a devastating earthquake and on the eve of an upcoming winter. All because of attacks on Pakistan from groups linked to said despotic regime that had been at the very least supported by the Pakistani gov.

Oh.. and a potential update to this (which has been coming as there are tensions between Iran and Afghanistan):

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If you’re wondering how to help Afghans, and discouraged by the fact that it’d be near impossible to convince these countries otherwise, International Rescue Foundation is probably the most practical source.

Otherwise, if you’re American and in a blue/swing district, pressure your rep to push for the Afghan Adjustment Act and similar measures to help refugees get here and be supported. And even if you’re in an area where appeals will fall on deaf ears due to racism/nativism/Islamophobia, there are refugee orgs nearby you can get involved with.

If you’re not American, there are probably equivalent things that could be done.

emilynyaaa:

penumant:

mananabuffins:

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

how you feel about people with mandibles?

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cemeterything:

kiss carefully